Wiruses

I hope my readers have not been alarmed by my absence from this page – which seemed long to me, if not to you, because I have been engaged in an unequal and enervating struggle against hordes of invading software viruses. Adware, malaware, spamware… these are the unwelcome hordes of visitors who have been plaguing and harrying my poor beleaguered laptop til he is a shadow of his former self, a sick old man blighted by alzheimer’s, asthma and tinnitus.
I have been able to glimpse email only through a hailstorm of popups and security warnings, and I am afraid to say I have still not found a satisfactory cure for my ailing friend.
The blight is in remission just at present, so I seize the chance to update you.